User blog comment:Pseudobread/Ultimate Vampire Slayer Squad Part 1/@comment-24514460-20140206214822

Team FPS (Fear, Pain, Suffering)

Time to put some of that old school fear into the hearts of vampires ;)

1. Pinhead - Why? Vampires are immortal (well, almost anyway) and Pinhead will show them the true meaning of pain and suffering, for an eternity.

2. Jason Voorhees - Why? Because no matter how fast, how far or where they try to run, a brisk Voorhees powerwalk, with a machete in hand ofc, always catches up.

3. Freddy Krueger - Why? Sure, go ahead, take a nap why don'tcha, see what happens!