User blog comment:Pseudobread/Ultimate Vampire Slayer Squad Part 1/@comment-94.226.63.239-20140206021805

Team Sunny Side Up

Abraham Lincoln (Vampire Slayer): Because he's a badass, uses a badass axe and... stuff.

Adam Jensen (Deus Ex): Because I'd need at least one antisocial badass.

The Hulk: To offset Adam's sunny character and we'd need a scientist.

Elizabeth (Bioshock: infinite): Because rifts and she's a scrounger and I felt bad picking a 4th male.