User blog comment:Pseudobread/Ultimate Vampire Slayer Squad Part 1/@comment-81.32.4.193-20140210012418

My team will be called "Muchas Chimichangas, amigos"

The leader will be, of course, DEADPOOL. He has his regenerationf Dark Schneider powers, he can fight one-against-one with Wolverine... who is second only in Hand to Hand combat to Captain America, but he's more pragmatic than those two, he doesn't hesistate in using booby traps, deadly force, and EVERYTHING.

Plus, he breaks the fourth wall and he's darn FUNNY.

Second in Command would be GALLY/ALITA. She has fought millenial vampires who are the greaters masters of martial arts, and absurd powers. In her last incarnation, she has literally unlimited power, unlimited processing power, and the hability to take any shape. And think -and act- almost instantly. She can slice throught the indestructible, and anticipate anything that isn't instantaneous, and even defeat prescience. She has direct link with Daisuke Ido and Desty Nova, two of the greatest scientist, so it's also a plus.

And she's cute. Awww...

Some vampires dabble in dark magic, so we need a magician. I would choose DARK SCHNEIDER, from Bastard. He has beaten millenial vampires, he has wiped armies with just a handwave, and even satan isn't capable to defeat him. His power is only matched with his absurdly high ego, but no doubt that he could get along with the absurdly funny deadpool, and Gally would be interesting enough for him.

Also, he has a good musical taste.

Finally, I tough about putting a Predator (aka Yautja) or an Alien (Aka Xenomorph) but those have a problem: Would they fight alongside the other three? Of couse not. The team is build about great people, being able to compenetrate: They need somebody 100% reliable and who would want to work with them.

The fourth member would be a Terminator. A T-1000 or the T-X (Terminatrix) Since they can be programmed and have a 100% loyalty to the cause. It would be needed to know if the team need extra force (Then we would use the T-X since she has better weapons) of if they need a regenerator. If they need a "Scout, Mine-Stomper and trap triggerer". Since Gally, D.S. and Deadpool have good weapons and are more than able to keep themselves in a fight, I'd rather prefer the T-1000.

Yes, this team wouldn't be too heroic, but hey! we don't need heroes, we need to slay those bloodsuckers!