User blog comment:Pseudobread/Ultimate Vampire Slayer Squad Part 1/@comment-24488231-20140131171724

Group name: Vae Victus (Woe to the Vanquished)

The Doctor: (Doctor Who) Equipped with a sonic screwdriver and the TARDIS, The Doctor has the knowledge and power of time at his fingertips and can absolutely handle himself in awkward or unexpected situations. He has also encountered not only vampires but vampire-like creatures on numerous occasions so he would likely understand quickly what he was up against.

Alucard: (Castlevania SOTN) Controlling with mastery all the powers that come with being a vampire, he is able to transform, controls minions, and is extremely capable in combat. WIth people like him in the fray, The Doctor will have the time to deduce the best strategy to control the situation.

Gabriel Van Helsing: (Helsing) The character is portrayed as a weapons expert and monster fighter, and does an excellent job destroying Dracula in his world. Oh, and there is the fact that he is actually an angel. That has to help, right? Between having sun grenades and automatic stake crossbows, he can control a room solo if necessary or do some great back-up work for his allies.

Deadpool: (Marvel) Yeah I added him! What? He is insanely qualified, aside from being flat out insane. There is a lot of smarts in this group, what it needs is some wild-card, shoot-em-up daring superhuman that can lose limbs and wisecrack about it seconds later. Close combat master and packs dozens of high powered weapons just to go to the bathroom, Deadpool is always ready to turn a castle full of vampires into an insurance nightmare.

With a group like this I think Dracula would be watching from his tower, eyes bulging, and sneak for the back door while his legions got pulverized on their way. The only thing found in the throne room would be a note, "Truce?"