User blog comment:Pseudobread/Ultimate Vampire Slayer Squad Part 1/@comment-108.203.64.155-20140131001320/@comment-108.203.64.155-20140202224725

I would call it Team Royal-Alpha Squad-Night Bane-Happy Hugs, because they will probably have some kind of fight over the name, and then just take the easy route out and blend every name together.

Also, fifth member:

Elder Price (Book of Mormon) - We need a man of God on our squad, and having a comic relief would tie it all together!