User blog comment:Pseudobread/Ultimate Vampire Slayer Squad Part 1/@comment-24527406-20140209232135/@comment-24527406-20140210011842

I want the above to be my official entry but that isn't gonna stop me from putting together a hunter team.

Team Name: The Glorious Facemelters.

Member 1: Nicolas D. Wolfwood. (Trigun). Already carrying a giant cross, this basically shields Nicolas from vampires affected by crosses. The cross also happens to have enclosed many weapons that Nicolas can fight with, the cross itself basically becoming a giant shield for him. And when things get desperate, he holds the cross in the middle, points the long end towards the enemy and unleashes a glorious machine gun. If he's not already a hunter, all he's missing is the experience. Did I mention he's also a priest, so God is already protecting him.

Member 2: Roberta (Black Lagoon, Pre-Blood Trail). Roberta is one nasty chick you'll be glad you never mess with. Having been called "The Bloodhound" because she never gives up on a target, she took a job as a simple maid to serve a young master. But when said master was kidnapped, that triggered her combat senses again and she pursued her target through a city and destroyed a few city blocks in the process. When she's chasing a target, she injects herself with a combat drug, making her faster and able to hit harder. Already a master of several weapons and using unconventional ones as well (.50-cal sniper rifle with underbarrel grenade laucher), Roberta is a woman who always, gets her target, making her a perfect hunter.

Member 3: Jackie Estacado (The Darkness). Jackie is possessed by The Darkness, an evil being that wants Jackie's body so he can enter the real world. He brings guns and supernatural powers to the group... (In all honesty, I needed someone for No.3 that wasn't D or Alucard or such. That and I'm kind of burnt out).

Members 4: Krauser II (Detroit Metal City) Featuring Freddie (Cromartie High School) and Eddie Rigs (Brutal Legend). This... This is it. When the Slayers above can't kill a vampire, you give these guys a call. With the awesome power of rock, these three people bring their skills together to defeat the vampire menace. Krauser brings his in your face attitude and love of death metal, supposed to be the best rocker in the world. Eddie, with his metal infused guitar, it is said that any song he plays can melt your face off. And Freddie, supposed to be the soul of Freddie Mercury, he brings his natural talent for metal to the band. When all three are set up on stage in front of a vampire, it is said to make his sparkle disappear, to make his face melt, to make his very soul dive into the depths of oblivion to escape the purifying sound of metal! There are vampires immune however, metal heads who were once bitten. This songs simply reverts them to being human. The metal also makes sure they can never be bitten again.