User blog comment:Pseudobread/Ultimate Vampire Slayer Squad Part 1/@comment-108.203.64.155-20140131001320

If I were create a vampire slaying squad, I would choose:

Frank West - Crafty, resilient, determined, has covered wars, experienced in smashing the guts of the undead.

Wee Ninja - Hailing from the obscure game Ninjatown, the Wee Ninja is adorable beyond belief and is trained in the forbidden art of stealth hugs. He is also immune to everything, and is extremely reliable.

Mega Gardevoir - There always needs to be at least one female on the squad, and too many people already have Buffy. Vampires are creatures of the night, so they could count as Dark type, and Fairies are strong against Dark. Also, protection. When a Gardevoir protects you, it WILL protect you, no matter what.

Werewolf Dovahkiin (Dawnguard) - Because werewolves are just badass. Also, the Dawnguard skills make a normally frail werewolf into a canine terror. Plus, at day, the Dragonborn is still a kickass hero who can stop time to clog his esophagus with excessive amounts of potions and soups hoarded up over time.