User blog comment:Pseudobread/Ultimate Vampire Slayer Squad Part 1/@comment-71.59.129.85-20140205005756/@comment-68.101.227.120-20140205103052

Having Jesus Christ on your Vampire Hunting team would be annoying because every time you chop off one of a vamp's body parts, Jesus would pick it up and reattach it to the guy. You can't fight Romans with him around either...