User blog comment:Pseudobread/Ultimate Vampire Slayer Squad Part 1/@comment-95.165.60.60-20140204155108

If I collateral damage is irrelevant and no prisoners are expected, I too would like to bring in the Warhammer 40000 guys. And, if Space Marines are too overt for the purpose of this genocide, I would at least try to sneak in the gear. The reason for such infantuation is simple: the Imperium has a broad selection of sanctified weaponry: even the standard Marine rifle is considered holy, and then there are flamethrowers loaded with Holy Promethium; non-sanctified weaponry is still extreme overkill, and there are numerous specialist rounds (e.g. Hellfire bolts) which are meant to keep fast-regenerating enemies, such as Tyranids, dead. And then there is the Condemnor Boltgun, which fires both rocket-propelled explosive rounds and silver-impregnated wooden stakes!

My first choice would be Captain Titus and Justicar Alaric. Titus is an able tactician and is capable of unconventional thinking, but he is stable compared to whom I intend to be the team leader. As a Space Marine Captain, he is a centuries-old combat veteran with extreme biological modification, clad in a towering suit of powered armour. Justicar Alaric has the equivalent rank, but belongs to the Grey Knights chapter; he has access to the occult Inquisitorial gear designed to combat daemons, and he is probably one of the best and definitely the most stable psykers, which is beneficial bost in combat and intelligence gathering.

But as team leader, I propose Dr. Alto Clef, SCP Foundation Level 4 Researcher. There is nothing the "man" can't kill, and even though he didn't get the opportunity to kill terminate decomission the Foundation's vampire, SCP-083, he has an impressive track record, with a claim of 99 reality benders eliminated (as in metahumans capable of changing reality at whim), and that was before he switched over to the Foundation. The word "man" is bracketed because he has, at least once, claimed to be Lucifer - immediately before claiming to be a pathological liar. Ruthless and extremely calculated.

Finally, for intelligence work, I propose, of all people, Sherlock Holmes. He actually has experince in these things, unlike the vast majority of spies and detectives. The three ruthless experts at genocide will keep his somewhat merciful nature at bay, and it appears that Clef (who is never without a shotgun) and Holmes can eliminate a single unprepared vampire by themselves.

Appendix: after much deliberation, the recognition of the fact that a successful termination must take less than one second, and brifing Holmes on the concept of Operational Security, it was agreed that the team name will be [REDACTED].